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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

pricklylegs:

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

tywin lannister slowly realizing he’s not the world’s greatest dad

He didn`t even get to wipe..

pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

we're the beginning of the end!

fake-mermaid:

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

drum roll please

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squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

koduck:

imagine being able to put adfly links to unfollow buttons

50c:

merylstreepismymom:

50c:

merylstreepismymom:

Ever since I watched the Hannah Montana movie in theatres I’ve wanted to go to Tennessee to ride blue jeans… I’ve told my mom everyday for 5 years

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imagebro

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bro

waitinghopingliving:

This scene, though

officialwhitegirls:

talk dirty to me

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officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

communistbakery:

bro I am sooo high right now… so high… why did I climb this far up please help me down I’m scared of heights

seravilohxela:

theres-a-little-pirate-in-you:

GOD DAMN DEHANN

well then.

seravilohxela:

theres-a-little-pirate-in-you:

GOD DAMN DEHANN

well then.